Aiport Security

People always complain about airport security and how annoying it is, but if it weren't for airport security I wouldn't have had such a thrilling conversation with the guard:

"What's matix?" (Refering to my hat)
"Skateboard company"
"You skateboarding all the way to san francisco?"
"I wish"
"Hahaaaaa, it's not all down hill you know!"

My pants status is currently:
Off

What's your pants status?